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You’ll Probably Have These Types Of Sex In Your Life

Bored Sex

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What better way to pass the time? Bored sex is great because it lets us get a bit of exercise and a good orgasm too (we hope). The exercise promotes good cardio health, while the orgasm can help fight allergies and asthma, perfect reasons to promote sex as a hobby.

Make Up Sex

Make up sex is great because it’s usually fairly emotional, which ignites the passions. Nothing like realizing how much you love someone even when the two of you argue, and then expressing that physically. It makes for an even more intense romp!

One Night Stand Sex

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Oh, yes, it happens. You go out, meet someone attractive, decide you want to get to know each other better, then BOOM! The next morning arrives and you find yourself walking home in a skimpy dress or a designer shirt…possibly one that doesn’t even belong to you. Try not to think of it as a walk of shame, though people who try to shame someone for a one night stand are probably just jealous.

Drunk Sex

People often knock back a few to cope with the anxieties of sex, or the anxieties of talking to someone sexy.  Yes, the liquid courage can help, but it might stifle things later.  Alcohol is a depressant, which can lead to sexual dysfunction or just plain falling asleep.  Don’t overdo it!

Ex-Sex

Maybe that’s how the friendship starts! It’s great to be on good terms with an ex. After all, the two of you did share some connection at some point, and besides, you already know what each other like. But if the sex is that good, why give it up? Sometimes a little sexual nostalgia is fun!

Shower Sex

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The water park of sexual encounters, not to mention multitasking. A hot shower can add to the sensuality and intensity of a sexual encounter, as well as resolve any self-conscious hygiene issues. Oh, and for the record, conditioner can act as a good lubricant. Then, if you want to shower after sex, you’re already there too!

Morning Sex

You know what I’m talking about!  Waking up with an erection—your own or someone else’s—is a sort of automatic turn on, especially after a healthy night of sleep and cuddling.  Nothing starts the day off better, or keeps you in a better mood!  Try this one in conjunction with shower sex for an extra treat!

Procrastination Sex

Like bored sex, procrastination sex can be a lot of fun, though it’s not the best use of time. Then again, some people do work better under the gun, so if you need to add some pressure to your work schedule, or your sex life, procrastinating with sex is time well spent! Just make sure to keep an eye on the clock!

Hotel Room Sex

Self explanatory, and advantageous when on vacation or just needing alone time, hotel sex makes for privacy and easy clean up.  Just make sure to pack all the proper accessories and be polite!  Clean up your own used condoms and don’t forget to tip the maid!