Love your work friendly pencil skirt? From behind, it is more nightclub friendly.<\/p>\n

Forget squeezing between restaurant tables<\/h2>\n

Not just restaurant tables, movie theatre aisles, too. You butt is an entity unto itself and unfortunately ends up in people\u2019s faces while you try to slip through.<\/p>\n

Every seating struggle ever<\/h2>\n

Barstools lead to spillage, you take up extra space when sharing seats and sitting on someone\u2019s lap never seems to go according to plan.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve flashed a little crack more times than you care to think about<\/h2>\n

Have you ever considered a career as a plumber?<\/p>\n

People assume you\u2019ve got mad moves to go with your booty<\/h2>\n

Your backside may have it\u2019s own gravitational pull but that doesn\u2019t mean you know how to tweark<\/p>\n

You still have an embarrassing spiritual connection to Sir-Mix-A-Lot\u2019s \u201cBaby Got Back\u201d<\/h2>\n

Before you had learned to embrace your beautiful curves, this song gave you hope.<\/p>\n

Trying to work the cute baggy boyfriend jeans trend has two results:<\/h2>\n

You either look like you\u2019re homeless or you look like you\u2019re huge. Two terrible looks.<\/p>\n