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CONFIDENTIAL HUMOUR – The other day I was walking with my girlfriend (ok, not my girlfriend, but I am quite sure she is a girlfriend of some other), holding hands, when I grabbed her phone to use the camera to snap the picture above.<\/p>\n

To my total disbelief she got totally out of whack jealous, stormed off, didn’t even care about her phone, and would take my calls (on her other phone).<\/p>\n

What the f***k?<\/p>\n

When will I ever again see a dog behind the wheel of a gypsy taxi?<\/p>\n

You didn’t see that one coming, right? Don’t worry, neither did I. Fell for the big ass as most guys will do every time.<\/p>\n

The moral of the story? Always have your camera handy. Girlfriends come and go, but great photo opportunities do not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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