Things that most (99%) of people (men and women) but would never admit to:
- Watch porn.
- Masturbate.
- Pick their nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
- Check out their body in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower.
- Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
- Stare at pictures of their crush.
- Practice conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
- Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
- Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
- Enjoy the pooping process.
- Turn their
