They like planting things in our home because they want us to think of them, but also because their dirty panties are like little landmines that they hope the “other woman” will step on then freak out and leave you.

Here’s a few other disturbing facts about women.

The next time you get a booty call don’t for one minute think that it’s you she needs. No. As we men play the numbers game, racking up, women want to keep their numbers down. Doing so helps them from feeling like sluts. But that doesn’t mean when you ask how many guys they have slept with, they won’t lie. Add ten to the number she gives you and it’s probably no way close to the real number.

Feeling like a stud. Forget it. A woman lusting for you is not about her primal urge to have you inside of her, it’s all about love. You see, women equate sex with love. Ok, you probably knew that. But what you didn’t know is that in her mind, if she fucks you hard enough, something will knock loose and you’ll fall in love. This is why they have sex with you first and expect a commitment later. This never works, yet they will lie and tell you that we’re only interested in having fun. They don’t want to have fun; they want a commitment.

They lie to you about who they are with. More than once. There is fairly high chance that a woman has lied about having a date to make you jealous, but in essence, it isn’t really lying because although she spent the evening alone, she did have plans, with someone, of an ambiguous gender, and food and beverages could have been consumed had she not cancelled, hypothetically.

They like to Google you, but never mention their discoveries. It gets worse: they will then start asking leading questions that pertain to what was found as a way to get out some dark, dirty secret. Although she says she respects you privacy, she wants you to come clean, better catch you in a lie, to have an excuse to dump your ass. Unless, she finds your net worth, then she will never come clean and tell you that, well, it’s your money she is after. Honesty is important to women, your honesty towards her, not the other way around. Sorry but that is plain truth.

Sadly, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

During the sailing, the ship will be transformed with performances, couples workshops, themed nights and “intense icebreakers”, the Miami Herald reports. The voyage will feature erotic playrooms and several clothing-optional areas, including the pool deck.

“We’re thrilled to bring to the sea our more than 30 years of experience in creating the perfect sensual atmosphere for adults,” Rodrigo de la Peña, CEO of Original Group, tells the paper. “And we have no doubt that the Desire Cruise experience will be life-changing for our passengers and will become the sensual way to get away.”

There will be a few rules on board, however; the ship’s staff is off limits, for one, and there are some couples-only rooms for “fulfilling your intimate desires” a deux. The orgy at sea starts at $2,883 and can go up to $10,996 per person. Assuming no one dies, another voyage will sail from Rome in 2018.

Either way this is the best damn idea in leisure travel since that Vietnamese bikini airline….

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In his book, Dr. Lamm says: “All health issues have effects on your penis. A 50-year-old man who is healthy is probably performing as well sexually as an out-of-shape 30-year-old who smokes and drinks”.In his book, Dr. Lamm says: “All health issues have effects on your penis. A 50-year-old man who is healthy is probably performing as well sexually as an out-of-shape 30-year-old who smokes and drinks”.

Medical experts explain that healthy blood flow is essential to rock – hard erections, but many other physical and mental health factors play a role in good penis functionality.

For example, if you are under stress because of work or poor relationships, if you suffer from depression, if you are addicted to alcohol or drugs, or woefully overweight and out of shape, that miraculous mechanical wonder between your legs won’t work as well as it could.

However, there are many things you can do in order to keep your member in good standing so you can still have sex well into your 80s and maybe even beyond.

All men should do favor to their private parts.

1. Do a Ball Check

According to statistics, testicular cancer strikes about 8,000 men per a year, mostly young men between the age of 15 and 40. In case you caught the testicular cancer early enough, it can be cured more than 95 % of the time. Otherwise, if is left undetected, it can spread to other parts of the body. So, it is important to check in with your boys once a month.

Larry Lipshultz, M.D. is chief of the division of male reproductive medicine at Baylor College of Medicine and urology advisor. Here’s the play-by-play:

Step 1. Take a hot bath or shower. Warm water relaxes the muscles that pull the testicles up into your scrotum, allowing you to handle them more easily.

Step 2. Cup your scrotum. Feel both testicles at once. They may not be identical, but there shouldn’t be any dramatic difference in size.

Step 3. Gently examine each testicle individually with both hands. Place your index and middle fingers underneath and your thumbs on top of a testicle. Roll the testicle between your fingers around the entire surface for about 30 seconds using light pressure. Feel for lumps or bumps. Each testicle should feel smooth like a peeled hard boiled egg.

In case if you think you felt something you should not panic. Many men mistake the epididymis, a soft tube located in the back of each testicle, for a bump. If you’re unsure or if you feel any other bumps, consult your doctor.

2. Lose the Belly

It is important to lead healthy lifestyle, eat a healthy diet and exercise regularly. On that way you will achieve ideal body weight and eliminate the fat around your gut. Abdominal fat blocks the testosterone that should be available to you, which in turn affects sexual functioning. Fat gut is very bad marker for overall health, including the sexual health.

Namely, the penis is a barometer for your heart and artery health or a “canary in the coal mine” that can warn you of impending trouble. That’s because a penile artery is quite a bit narrower than a coronary artery. If plaque and artery hardening is starting to occur, it’ll often show up first by affecting your erection.

For a complete diet and exercise program that will banish your belly fat, check out Lose Your Spare Tire.

3. Take a Walk Every Day

You should know that when you exercise, blood flow increases, the blood rushes through the endothelial cells (the lining of the blood vessels) and on that way stimulates them to make more nitric oxide, a key chemical involved in producing erections.

Dr. Lamm says: “The healthier a man is, the more nitric oxide he produces, and the harder his erection is”.

It is proven that exercise is effective as medication in reducing symptoms of mild depression, another downer for penis performance.

4. Go to Bed Earlier

Keep in mind that testosterone levels peak in the morning for men. So, irregular sleep patterns, or getting fewer than 7 hours of sleep, can affect the quality of your sleep and your sexual health.

Poor sleep is also associated with many health issues that contribute to sexual problems including high blood pressure, sleep apnea and diabetes.

5. Relax and Unwind

Stress can trigger the fight – or – flight response, especially in men. When that happens, your nervous system floods your body with stress hormones like adrenaline. Adrenaline spurs the heart to beat faster and your blood vessels to constrict so that blood is directed to where it’s needed most to deal with the crisis—your muscles, not your penis.

6. Drink Moderately

Although glass of red wine may fuel the libido, remember that full bottle may screw with your penis – brain circuitry and eliminate any chance of getting an erection.

Clinical studies have shown that alcohol acts as a depressant in the brain, dulling anxiety and inhibitions about sex, but larger amounts can have the opposite effect.

7. Quit Smoking

Dr. Lamm in his book says: “Smoking just clenches down on your blood vessels and prevents them from being reactive”.

Nicotine actually restricts penile blood flow and weakens erections. It contributes to plaque buildup in the arteries, making smokers twice as likely to experience erectile dysfunction.

8. Eat More Fish

It is important to mention that omega – 3 fatty acids DHA and EPA are good for heart and penis health. But toxins like PCBs and dioxins in some fish can hit you below the belt by reducing your sperm count and lowering testosterone.

You should try to avoid large bluefish, striped bass, and farmed salmon. PCBs and dioxins accumulate in the fatty tissues of those fish more so than in younger, smaller fish or species such as wild salmon, skipjack tuna, or sea bass.

9. Pop Supplementals

In case if you don’t like fish, and you don’t consume two to three servings of fatty fish per week, it is recommended to take two omega – 3 fatty – acid supplements per a day, totaling at least 300 milligrams (mg) of DHA and 400 mg of EPA as a kind of insurance policy.

Another suggestion is to take the antioxidants pycnogenol (80 mg) and L – arginine (3 grams) daily. They will shield your endothelium from harm and facilitate the use of nitric oxide.

Source: /www.menshealth.com

Here are five reasons you should..

1. Orgasms Relieve Cramps

Orgasms release oxytocin, dopamine, and endorphins in the brain. In addition to triggering pleasant sensations during and after the deed, oxytocin and dopamine act as natural painkillers and decrease the severity of cramps and PMS pain.

These also act as mood-elevators. If you’re feeling grumpy during period week, sex may be a better antidote than a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.

Sex can even provide relief from period migraines and cluster headaches, according to a 2013 study published in Cephalalgia.

Some women even say that orgasms are more intense when they’re cycling. Why not find out if she’s one of these lucky ladies?

2. Face it— she’s really f***ing horny.

If she’s feeling frisky as “shark week” approaches, it’s not all in her head—her genitals and pelvic area become increasingly swollen before and during menstruation, which makes you physically crave sex.

Several days into her cycle, her testosterone levels spike, which causes her sex drive to be most intense about halfway through period week.

3. Period blood is nature’s lubricant.

Menstrual blood is a convenient, natural alternative to over the counter lubricants.

As Amanda Chatel points out on Bustle, it’s also worth noting that “period blood” isn’t all that bloody. Most of period fluid consists of uterine lining, or endometrial tissue, which varies in color and texture.

Still feeling squeamish? The color red is also psychologically linked to arousal, power and virility. Just think of it as a sexy, red power lube.

4. Having sex can make her period shorter.

Orgasms make your uterus contract, which rapidly flushes out blood and uterine lining. This means that in addition to relieving painful cramps, sex can also curb the length of her period.  Win. Win.

5. It isn’t gross.

A 2012 study found that arousal overrides feelings of disgust during intercourse, which helps explain why certain sexual acts don’t feel icky in the moment that might otherwise. It also means that you (her sex partner) is likely to feel more turned on than grossed out—even if you’re initially weary of period sex.

Some couples even find that period sex is more intimate than intercourse at other times of the month.

“I’ve had period sex during casual flings and in long-term relationships, but in both cases, the level of intimacy immediately increased just knowing that my partner was comfortable and turned on despite or even because I was menstruating,” Kristin Collins Jackson wrote on the Frisky.

While Aunt Flo might leave your sheets a little messy, the physical and mental benefits of period sex can make her cycle far more pleasant, and even spice up your sex life. And no more blue balls. A big win for you.

Canada’s Conservative government is attempting abolish the sex trade by targeting “johns” (customers) who purchase sex and anyone else who profits from or advertises the sexual services of others.

A bill tabled Wednesday by Justice Minister Peter McKay aims to overhaul Canada’s prostitution laws that views the sex trade as an illicit activity practiced by women who have no options. “The bill . . . recognizes that the vast majority of those that sell sexual services do not do so by choice. We view the vast majority of those involved in selling sexual services as victims,” said Justice Minister Peter MacKay.

Up to five years in jail or ten years if a minor (under the age of 18) is involved. Fines can up be up to CA$4.000 dollars, with more severe penalties if the exchange occurs in public places, likes parkes or near schools.

Despite the government’s claim it wants to protect vulnerable women and target only at those who profit from victimizing them, the Conservative bill takes aim at prostitutes, too, depending on where and how they practice their trade. The bill criminalizes the act of selling sex in public places or places “where children could reasonably be expected to be present,” in MacKay’s words. It bans the advertisement of sex for sale online, as well as targeting anyone who receives a “material benefit” as a result of an “exploitive relationship” with prostitutes, he said.

He said the aim is not to arrest physicians or cab drivers who might interact with prostitutes. However, when asked about drivers or bodyguards hired by prostitutes for personal security reasons, MacKay said the test for a court would be the existence of an exploitative relationship.

The Supreme Court of Canada had overturned the law against “living on the avails” of prostitution because it was too broad and did not allow prostitutes to voluntarily hire bodyguards, drivers or receptionists who could help them in setting safe working conditions.

In Canada, right now, prostitutes are criminalized, but johns are not – something the Supreme Court gave the feds a year to change after concluding the current system makes the already risky lives of hookers even more dangerous.

IN COSTA RICA prostitution is not illegal, though pimping (proxenetismo) is.  Women (and men) of legal age (18 years of age and over) can solicit sex in exchange for payment and prostitutes can live off the avails of their trade.

Under the Codigo Penal (Criminal Code), it is illegal for anyone “to promotes, induce, force or recruit for prostitution persons of either sex”. The penalty is from two and fives years in prison. The penalty can be double – up to ten years – when minors involved. The double penalty can also be applied in cases where deceit, violence or other form of intimidation or coercion takes place.

Related: A Journey Into the World of Prostitution in Costa Rica

Typically, in Costa Rica, the solicitation of sex occurs indoors in bars, massage parlours, spas, even the local supermarket. It is not common, though there are instances of, prostitutes offering up their services on the street. Though not all bars allow or desire prostitutes in their establishments, some however look forward to it, as it increases customers and sales.

Street walkers in Costa Rica can generally fall into two categories: women who are problems with entering a bar, mostly underage who cannot present their “cedula” or other form of ID, and men (transvestites). In the case of the latter, there have been numerous reports that sex is not on the menu, but rather robbery.

Prostitutes in Costa Rica come in many forms, from the hard core prostitute to the mom around the corner earning a few colones to buy formula for their babies.

The check out girl at the local supermarket who offers to help you home with your groceries, to the hot (or not so hot) girl at the end of the bar making googly eyes at you. Either way, you will be paying for sex, the former cheaper  (as in less expensive) to the latter. Sorry to burst the bubble, but it isn’t your good looks or charms, but rather you ability to pay.

Massage parlours in and around San José are abundant, more than 100 at last count. They can range from the upscale in Barrio Amón to the dives around the Mercado Borbón, where ¢5.000 colones (US$9.25) OR LESS you can buy a roll in the sack. In the Borbón, the ladies (at least I think they are ladies) will stand on the street, at the entrance of the second floor room where you can have – for a price – your way with her.

Outside San José the massage parlours and “hooker” bars are less. In tourist areas like Jacó, Quepos, Tamarindo and Playas del Coco, where there is (was) an abundance of foreign tourists, sex for hire is openly available. In other areas, you will have to seek out “local” watering holes.

Unlike in the “norte” (the U.S. and Canada), in Costa Rica the majority sex social workers (prostitutes) are women looking to supplement their family income, in many cases are heads of households and even support the extended family. Some are hooking to pay for their tuition, others to buy a new smartphone or travel.

Whatever the case, in Costa Rica, most women use prostitution to feed their families or better themselves and not their drug habit or other nasty addictions.

It is not unusual for a prostitute in Costa Rica to deny you service. I have been in the famous bar with the pink exterior and listened in on conversations where, either the customer is not wanting to pay the going rate or demanding kinky extras or just grosses out the woman and she says “no”. Well, not really a no, but “OK baby, I will be right back”.

Back to the Canadians. MacKay’s department has pointed to the results of online consultations that elicited more than 30,000 responses. It suggests 56 per cent of respondents supported criminal penalties for the purchase of sex, while 66 per cent believed the sellers of sexual services should not be subject to the criminal law

If the law passes, we are sure to see many Canadian men facing a jail term and fine that can lead to a nasty and expensive divorce, look to Costa Rica for their sex-for-pay habit.

Walking in was like a throw back in time. Gone are barrier doors and the bouncers harassing the girls and customers alike, that “new” owners had placed between the horny guys outside and the money hungry girls inside.

Gone is also the cover charge.

Back at the helm is once again Jack, the creator of the original concept of the Beatles bar. Back, however, is the atmosphere. But it still lacks the girls and the customers.

Monger bars depend on the guys coming in, that in turn attracts the women, that in turn attracts more guys, that in turn attracts more women, that in turn…well you get the picture.

It was a Saturday night, around 10pm when I visited the bar that is no called “The (picture of the Beatles) bar” and can sum up my experience as disappointing.

I am sure that it will take some time for the bar to get its lustre back. I am many certainly hope so.