After being married for 50 years, the old guy takes a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a million dollar home, an expensive car, a nice big bed and the latest smart tv, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
The wife, being a very reasonable woman told the old guy go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inchblack and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
The moral of this story is: if you’re an old guy, before talking to your wife about your old guy problems, get your ass to Costa Rica, where the hot 23 year-olds are plentiful, the beer is cold and as long as your wife doesn’t find out, you get to keep you million dollar home, your fancy car, tv and big bed.