He wanted her to do what?! Prostitutes are known for selling one thing: sex. But when it comes to the client’s request, there are other needs to be satisfied.
Their clientele is made up of more than customers who just want a quickie. Some just need a person to talk to, and some have very weird fetishes no one would perform unless being paid to do.
Workers tell the stories of awkward moments clients have asked them to do anything from spitting on them to practicing surgery procedures. Yeah, it gets pretty weird.
The Comforter
“I’ve been paid to hug a lot of people. I’m an escort and stripper. A lot of my customers just want intimacy and someone to open up to.”
The Breathless Mermaid
“This guy had a mermaid fetish, so he wanted me to flap around on the floor like a fish who couldn’t breathe, so he could “save me.” In his roleplaying fantasy, he took me to SeaWorld where I would live the rest of my days (I guess he thought it was a nice place). It really wasn’t a gag either, he requested this on multiple occasions over a period of months, and paid quite a bit for it.”
The Not-So-Prostitute
“Not a sex worker, but a guy paid me $400 to kick him in the balls and then walk on him in my shoes (fully dressed- like I said, I’m not a sex worker). Ok, easiest money ever made. Did that again several times after I found I that there is actually market for that stuff. Took a trip to Europe for 20 days.”
The Dance Instructor
I had a college roommate who paid $250 for a hooker to come to our dorm room and teach him how to dance. I showed up at the end of it and damn if he couldn’t actually dance.”
The Sales Pitcher
I had a repeat client who NEVER wanted to talk about anything sexual. He would call each time he came up with a new business model or pitch for his business: skirts for men. He was a cross-dresser. I would spend at least 45 minutes listening to him practice the presentation he was going give to the bank or whatnot. I was expected to take notes and give critiques. Once he realized that I would actually do this, he would also call me back when he changed something. He was one of my favorite customers because he was a gentleman and he always upped my average call time.”
The Spitter
“I know someone who had a guy ask for her to spit on him while he jerked off. It was thirty minutes, she spat on him a few times, he came and then they just chatted the rest of the time. She said he’d come in to see her once a month and she loved him. He was just a cool older guy who didn’t feel right asking someone who wasn’t a sex worked to do that for him because he felt it’s “disrespectful”. He always thanked her profusely and paid her way more than she charged.”
The Test Patient
I was an exotic dancer, and I once had a client “test” me for appendicitis for at least 1 1/2 hours. He was super old, and I think he went to medical school back in the day. Basically all I had to do was lay there while he prodded my abdomen, easiest $300 I’ve ever made. P.S. test results were negative.”
The Car Roller
We had a regular who would always come in and want a girl to sit on his stomach fully dressed and listen to his stories about being run over by hot girls in cars. That was his fetish. One night I was leaving work and he was waiting for me, came up to the car window and begged me to run him over. I told him to leave and started driving off but he stuck his foot under the wheel. The following night I turned up to work and he was waiting for me, gave me $50 for running over his foot (he wasn’t injured). I have lots of other stories…”