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There is no free pussy in life…at least not in Costa Rica!

Your choice is pay up front or in the rear...

(CR!S) It amazes me that there are still guys who want to or come down to Costa Rica for free pussy. Most want something for nothing these days and are unwilling to work or pay for anything.

There is no free pussy in life, period.

Either you pay in advance (like rent) to a hooker or in arrears (like marriage). With the former you are guaranteed to get fucked; with the latter, you are guaranteed to get fucked in the rear. And then some.

I fucked her for free! My only cost was dinner & drinks. AND helping out with her sick grandmother, paid her cell phone bill, one time her electric bill and one night, in the middle of night, a trip to downtown San Jose, she got stood up, to take to Desamparados. How could I say no? She may stop giving me free pussy.
I fucked her for free! My only cost was dinner & drinks. AND helping out with her sick grandmother, paid her cell phone bill, one time her electric bill and one night, in the middle of night, a trip to downtown San Jose – she got stood up and no money for cab fare – to take to Desamparados. How could I say no? She may stop giving me free pussy!

Younger guys coming down to Costa Rica have to be the worst. They believe that their youth and good looks will get them past the panties, the women will drool for them.

The older guys have just cheap bastards. I know personally one who is constantly checking prices of hookers and fellow mongers, to make sure he doesn’t over pay. “It’s not about the money,” he says trying to save $10 here or $5 there.

The working girls are there for the money. Young, old, gay, straight, can stand, can’t walk, it doesn’t matter.  In Costa Rica, the majority of the working girls – sex social workers – are not in the Del Rey, Key Largo and massage parlours to get laid, for the sexual experience. It’s all about the money.

In the bars, discos, malls, corner stores it may be different, but, in only that she may not ask for money up front. No money? Yes, not about hard cash, the currency may be help with a sick mother, aunt, father, grand-father, child, sometimes in that order and often repeated.  Or it could be with help to pay a utility bill. Or a call in the middle of the night, stranded in some bar, with no money for a taxi.

All of a sudden the realization kicks in: that pussy was not free.

In fact, it wound up costing more than a rental payment – direct cash transaction with a working girl.