Here is a our list of top excuses you can use to come to Costa Rica. As if anyone needs an excuse to go to Costa Rica. But, just in case you need to find a good excuse, we’ve compiled a list of ten of them that are sure fire winners.
Convince yourself, convince your wife, girflfriend, boyfriend, whatever.
Fishing!
Fishing does really go on in Costa Rica! Really we are not making it up. Just take a look at the wall at the Blue Marlin bar, lots to catch there and without leaving the comfort of your hotel. To make the point, just have a dozen or so fishing websites to point out how Costa Rica is well known for its fishing.
To Study A Foreign Language
What better way to learn a foreign language like Spanish from a lovely Latina while taking in the waves of the ocean or sitting by the pool, drenched in sunshine. Now, don’t over extend yourself, stick with your story of Spanish. I’ll bet those Spanish lessons in high school really come in handy now. And you thought high school was a total waste.
Pink Snapper Fishing
What’s the difference from fishing? This excuse is much closer to the truth. Just think about it for a minute and you will see the light!
Lie
A lie is not a lie unless you think it’s a lie. I’ll bet that worked for you all throughout your adolescent years. So, why not continue with that? As if lying is all that bad. It isn’t. But, it all depends from which side of the lie you are sitting on. Would lie to you?
Training
You have been meaning to learn a new trade or brush up on your current. What better way than to do it in a tropical climate. Costa Rica is well known for all types of conventions and seminars. Training to get fit, working off that belly, works really well. After all, you have been nagged to death to get off the couch and do something with yourself. And what better training program than that offered by the personal trainers at Key Largo.
I Want a Divorce
For this excuse to work in your favour you have to make sure you clean out the bank account, hide or sell the Ferrari and cut up all your credit cards before using this excuse. Of course, you have to also consider that the excuse may backfire on you, as you are using the excuse only to get your sorry ass to Costa Rica, but, she may really want a divorce. As you can see planning ahead is very important if using this excuse.
Missionary Work
Do we need to explain this one? If so, better stay home.
Looking For Retirement Property/Investment
This one works well. There are many opportunities to invest in Costa Rica. Of course, it won’t work if you have been telling her you are broke, can’t afford this and that or the other. And, or, she may want to come along to make sure you don’t get scammed. This excuse needs to be thought out well. To reinforce the excuse start browsing real estate website and exchanging emails with agents.
Trade Show
Trading your dollars for being shown a good time. We know that this may be misleading and against your morals. But, hey, you are looking here for an excuse to tell your wife, where are your f*****g morals anyways?
The Truth
If you are one those guys that cannot tell a lie, then the truth is the best. Trust us you won’t be believed. You? Going to Costa Rica to boing some hot Latin chick? Yeah, right. Dream on. Go ahead. I won’t say I told you so. Of course, you better be prepared for a good lie when you get back, admitting to your sexual exploits and with proof in the pudding is great ammunition for the divorce lawyers. And not yours.
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Alibicostarica.com can help you prepare the perfect excuse to get your ass to Costa Rica and a simple alibi like providing photos of your fishing trip, with you in the picture, or a telephone number of your business in Costa Rica (all fake, but verifiable). Whatever your need, Alibicostarica.com will be much cheaper that your divorce.