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How can I tell if my masseuse is sending me a signal to make a pass at her?

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If she starts to massage your private parts, that is the signal.  It should be about as obvious as a heart attack. She is, plain and simple.

OThis is Costa Rica. It is almost impossible to find a “massage parlor” that doesn’t offer sex. Even in a few that offer a “real massage”, there is always the potential for a “happy ending”.

In Ticolandia, a massage is synonymous with sex.

You can always refuse, but, WTF?

Lets look at a typical “massage parlor” operation in Costa Rica, for you know the difference between a sex massage and a theurapetic only one.

In the sex massage parlor, there are always a few to a dozen girls waiting around for you to visit. They come in all types of sizes and shapes, but all have one thing in common, they want you to pick them. No, not because you’re the hot stud, it’s the color of your money.

She makes a living giving guys (or gals) like you a massage.

When in the room, she will lay out for you the different types of massages – 30 minutes or 60 minutes – and the price for each, with or without sex (usually the same). Some will be specific on the services (ie. oral, handjob, anal, full intercourse, etc.)

What makes interesting a massage in the land of “Pura Vida” is that you can image all the naughty scenarios commonly depicted in the movies, you can fulfill your fantasies. You can even set the stage, ask of her to play a particular role, or whatever.

But, in the end, after you’ve cum, remember, she’s a professional and you’re a client.

PS. Here’s  a real kicker. A professional therapeutic massage by a real massage therapist will cost you more than any sex massage at any one of the hundred or so “massage parlors” in San José. For example, if you ask the front desk for a therapeutic massage,  it will probably cost you around $50 or more. And no sex, not even a rub of your johnson.  But a 30 minute massage at a “massage parlor”, is about $40 tops, and that includes sex.