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Why Mongering Is Better Than Dating

I am a whore monger plain and simple. Yes, I have considered giving it up.  But then I got to thinking of the alternative: dating. And came up with this list by mongering is way better.

Consider this:

1. You don’t have to me your future mother-in-law and the rest of the family. In Costa Rica, when you are dating a girl, you are dating her entire family.

2. You don’t have to worry about your only playground shutting down for a few days once a month and have to deal with the before and after effects of temporary closing.

3. You don’t have to worry about her sexual needs.

4. Your sexual needs are above everything else.

5. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a big bank account, as long as you can pay for the “now” time.

6. Overweight? Out of shape? Didn’t shave today? Not a problem.

7. You don’t have to deal with the “headache” issue.

8. She won’t care where you (your money) have been or who you have been with.

9. Every day you can have a new model to break-in.

10. She leaves. Zero complications.

 

 
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