In Costa Rica customers using the services escorts are never at risk of legal problems such as for soliciting sex (unless it is for sex with a minor – under the age of 18) or having to resort to visiting seedy or risky places to meet up with escorts.
Here are my rules to a successful and enjoyable time with your escort.
Rule 1. Be wary of those escorts who are willing to accept anything you propose, like anal sex or S&M, just to get you in the privacy or your hotel room or home. These escorts are not professionals, rather, they are con artists ready to separate you from your money and a good time.
Rule 2. Plan your expectations and negotiate in advance for any special needs and services, such as any kinky sex acts. Just because she is an escort, does not mean she is a prostitute (willing to have sex with you) or into any type of sex.
Many escorts in Costa Rica are not prostitutes, that is are willing to spend time with you, but, not necessarily involving sex. Be clear up front of your expectations.
A good escort will be able to openly and sincerely discuss what services she will and will not provide, including sex. If she becomes coy at the mention of sex or a particular sex act, well, maybe its time to move on.
Rule 3. Generally escorts like to be paid in advance. So, take some time to get to know the escort before contracting her services. A professional escort will have no problem with sitting with you and chat for a while.
Paying in advance assures her that you will not skip out on the bill after.
Rule 4. As a general rule, most of the escorts do not speak English and if they say they do, their English is very limited.
The language barrier is not a problem when dealing with a short-term situation, say a half hour to get your business done and then move on, but, can be a real cramp in style when spending hours, a night or days with her and you have to take out your Google translator at every turn. I can just see it, dick gets hard, condom in place, translator in hand.
Rule 5. Is sex involved? Generally speaking, yes, or it would be discussed here. Although some look for the company of an escort, few, don’t have sex in mind. Interestingly, the price of the escort is the same with sex or not.
Where it gets complicated is how much sex is involved at the agreed upon price. Let me explain. Agreed up is x dollars for a few hours, the night, a day, whatever. In your mind you will probably be thinking of how many times you will be able to bang her in the alloted time. In her mind, however, she is thinking, yup, three hours, but, the three hours end after you first come. Repeats are extra.
The key work here is come. Most escorts I have encountered work on the basis of time and come. You have three hours to come, so as long as you don’t come, you can keep banging. So, if you come in the first half hour, your banging time is up. A new bang is now an extra.
Rule 6. Careful of the bargains. Some escorts will cut their prices to get you alone. You think you’ve scored a deal, but, will find only later that the price only included a handjob, or feel. Full intercourse not included at that price. Back to Rule 2.
Rule 7. Beware of the tag team. As men it is our fantasy to have two women in bed at the same time. But beware of this, it can be costly. Typically if are the chooser of the two women to be with you, you are pretty good to go. But, if she is offering up a friend, or feel that somehow these two know each other, you could be the victim of a set up.
It all starts pretty innocently, the price for the two is negotiated, you get back to your space (hotel room, home, etc) and suddenly one becomes shy, she won’t in front of her friend. You too enjoy each other, I will be here watching tv, next thing you know she is rifling through your things. Or worse, you mind is not on the banging, but…
The best scenario is to take the two or more girls to a motel/hotel where you have no valuables and only the cash to pay for the room and the girls.
Rule 8. Always provide the condoms. Never leave it to chance or the situation where nothing will happen because there is no condom available. Or worse…
Rule 9. Never give your real name. Have your encounter under an assumed name. The sex is better when your “in persona”, under an alias. She is not using her real name. And don’t ask either, like the moment, the fantasy.
Rule 10.Don’t offer personal details. You don’t know this person, good chances you just met. Why would you give up personal details to someone you just met?
Rule 11. Always pay. So she didn’t live up to your expectations, the deal went sour, her foot fungus was gross, her pussy smelled horribly. Always pay. Nothing worse than an escort (prostitute) calling you out for welching on a deal. She did, so what? Your peace of mind and welfare is worth every cent you give her. Remember, you are not paying for sex, rather for her to leave.
Rule 12. It doesn’t feel right, it probably isn’t. And I don’t mean her body parts. Use your wits, be guided by your common sense, if the situation doesn’t feel right, remove yourself. There is another around the corner.
